{"id":3403,"date":"2020-09-15T19:57:51","date_gmt":"2020-09-15T18:57:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shopcanarias.es\/?p=3403"},"modified":"2022-05-05T18:32:57","modified_gmt":"2022-05-05T17:32:57","slug":"chistes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shopcanarias.es\/index.php\/2020\/09\/15\/chistes\/","title":{"rendered":"Chistes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-thumbnail is-style-rounded\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Snapchat-261752266-e1600194753991-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Chistes ShopCanarias 5\" class=\"wp-image-3456\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Snapchat-261752266-e1600194753991.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Snapchat-261752266-e1600194753991.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Snapchat-261752266-e1600194753991.jpg?resize=250%2C250&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Snapchat-261752266-e1600194753991.jpg?zoom=2&amp;resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Snapchat-261752266-e1600194753991.jpg?zoom=3&amp;resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 450w\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00bfA qui\u00e9n no le gusta un chiste?, \u00bfo un juego de palabras divertido?, \u00bfo una adivinanza?. A mi me encantan las tres formas de pasar el tiempo, en concreto cuando est\u00e1s en una sala de espera con un ni\u00f1o. Es ideal para combatir el aburrimiento, sobre todo cuando el peque\u00f1o tiene que hablar bajo y estar quieto y tranquilo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Es cierto que para contar un chiste hace falta ser simp\u00e1tico, pero los ni\u00f1os son un encanto, y se r\u00eden de casi cualquier cosa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_82_2 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<div class=\"ez-toc-title-container\"><p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">\u00cdndice<\/p>\n<\/div><nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/shopcanarias.es\/index.php\/2020\/09\/15\/chistes\/#Chistes-inventados-por-nosotros\" >Chistes inventados por nosotros<\/a><ul class='ez-toc-list-level-3' ><li class='ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/shopcanarias.es\/index.php\/2020\/09\/15\/chistes\/#De-sillas\" >De sillas<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/shopcanarias.es\/index.php\/2020\/09\/15\/chistes\/#De-cajas\" >De cajas<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/shopcanarias.es\/index.php\/2020\/09\/15\/chistes\/#De-planetas\" >De planetas<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-5\" href=\"https:\/\/shopcanarias.es\/index.php\/2020\/09\/15\/chistes\/#De-libros\" >De libros<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-6\" href=\"https:\/\/shopcanarias.es\/index.php\/2020\/09\/15\/chistes\/#De-Navidad\" >De Navidad<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-7\" href=\"https:\/\/shopcanarias.es\/index.php\/2020\/09\/15\/chistes\/#Otros-temas\" >Otros temas<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-8\" href=\"https:\/\/shopcanarias.es\/index.php\/2020\/09\/15\/chistes\/#Juegos-de-palabras-y-adivinanzas-inventados-por-nosotros\" >Juegos de palabras y adivinanzas inventados por nosotros<\/a><ul class='ez-toc-list-level-3' ><li class='ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-9\" href=\"https:\/\/shopcanarias.es\/index.php\/2020\/09\/15\/chistes\/#De-transportes\" >De transportes<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-10\" href=\"https:\/\/shopcanarias.es\/index.php\/2020\/09\/15\/chistes\/#De-pomos\" >De pomos<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-11\" href=\"https:\/\/shopcanarias.es\/index.php\/2020\/09\/15\/chistes\/#Otros\" >Otros<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Chistes-inventados-por-nosotros\"><\/span>Chistes inventados por nosotros<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"De-sillas\"><\/span>De sillas<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-medium\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"201\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/20200911_110754-scaled-e1600067006833-300x201.jpg?resize=300%2C201&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Chiste de las tres sillas unidas entre s\u00ed por una barra y dos patas ShopCanarias.es, la silla de la derecha con una pata, y la silla de la izquierda sin patas\" class=\"wp-image-3406\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/20200911_110754-scaled-e1600067006833.jpg?resize=300%2C201&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/20200911_110754-scaled-e1600067006833.jpg?resize=1024%2C688&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/20200911_110754-scaled-e1600067006833.jpg?resize=768%2C516&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/20200911_110754-scaled-e1600067006833.jpg?resize=1536%2C1032&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/20200911_110754-scaled-e1600067006833.jpg?resize=2048%2C1376&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/20200911_110754-scaled-e1600067006833.jpg?resize=350%2C235&amp;ssl=1 350w\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">\u00bfQu\u00e9 le dice la silla de la derecha a la silla de la izquierda?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Creo que he metido la pata \ud83e\udd2d <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"De-cajas\"><\/span>De cajas<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-rounded\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"525\" height=\"105\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/20200911_193702-scaled-e1600067189927-1024x205.jpg?resize=525%2C105&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Chiste de las cajas de madera y de cart\u00f3n\" class=\"wp-image-3416\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/20200911_193702-scaled-e1600067189927.jpg?resize=1024%2C205&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/20200911_193702-scaled-e1600067189927.jpg?resize=300%2C60&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/20200911_193702-scaled-e1600067189927.jpg?resize=768%2C154&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/20200911_193702-scaled-e1600067189927.jpg?resize=1536%2C307&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/20200911_193702-scaled-e1600067189927.jpg?resize=2048%2C410&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/20200911_193702-scaled-e1600067189927.jpg?resize=350%2C70&amp;ssl=1 350w\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">\u00bfQu\u00e9 le dice una caja de madera a otra de cart\u00f3n?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">\u00a1\u00c1nimo, no te ablandes! \ud83d\ude02 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"De-planetas\"><\/span>De planetas<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">\u00bfCu\u00e1l es la bebida favorita de J\u00fapiter?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">El agua con gas <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Snapchat-835794064-e1600193685510-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Chistes ShopCanarias 4\" class=\"wp-image-3449\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Snapchat-835794064-e1600193685510.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Snapchat-835794064-e1600193685510.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Snapchat-835794064-e1600193685510.jpg?resize=250%2C250&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Snapchat-835794064-e1600193685510.jpg?zoom=2&amp;resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Snapchat-835794064-e1600193685510.jpg?zoom=3&amp;resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 450w\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"De-libros\"><\/span>De libros<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">\u00bfQu\u00e9 le dice una revista a un diccionario?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1 Pues s\u00ed que est\u00e1s cachas !!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Snapchat-266685288-e1600193574108-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Chistes ShopCanarias 3\" class=\"wp-image-3444\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Snapchat-266685288-e1600193574108.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Snapchat-266685288-e1600193574108.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Snapchat-266685288-e1600193574108.jpg?resize=250%2C250&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Snapchat-266685288-e1600193574108.jpg?zoom=2&amp;resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Snapchat-266685288-e1600193574108.jpg?zoom=3&amp;resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 450w\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">\u00bfHas tenido alguna vez la sensaci\u00f3n de que el c\u00f3mic te mira?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Pues claro, porque es un tebeo \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"De-Navidad\"><\/span>De Navidad<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">\u00bfQu\u00e9 le dice una bola de Navidad \ud83e\udd36 a otra?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Nos dejaron colgadas \ud83d\ude02 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Otros-temas\"><\/span>Otros temas<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">\u00bfCu\u00e1l es el colmo de un vegetariano?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Llamarse Mortadelo, tener un perro salchicha, y que su hijo sea un chorizo \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 el Carnicero nunca aprende?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Porque hace muchas chuletas \ud83e\udd69 \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 en Egipto nunca queda papel higi\u00e9nico?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Porque lo roban las momias \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">\u00bfCu\u00e1l es el tipo de m\u00fasica m\u00e1s pesada?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">El <strong>Heavy <\/strong>metal \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Juegos-de-palabras-y-adivinanzas-inventados-por-nosotros\"><\/span>Juegos de palabras y adivinanzas inventados por nosotros<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"De-transportes\"><\/span>De transportes<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">\u00bfCu\u00e1l es el veh\u00edculo de transporte que est\u00e1 loco?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">La Locomotora \ud83d\ude82 \ud83d\ude02 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"De-pomos\"><\/span>De pomos<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-medium\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"223\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/20200911_191317-scaled-e1600067137724-300x223.jpg?resize=300%2C223&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Pomo de puerta ShopCanarias.es\" class=\"wp-image-3411\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/20200911_191317-scaled-e1600067137724.jpg?resize=300%2C223&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/20200911_191317-scaled-e1600067137724.jpg?resize=1024%2C760&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/20200911_191317-scaled-e1600067137724.jpg?resize=768%2C570&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/20200911_191317-scaled-e1600067137724.jpg?resize=350%2C260&amp;ssl=1 350w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/shopcanarias.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/20200911_191317-scaled-e1600067137724.jpg?w=1094&amp;ssl=1 1094w\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">\u00bfCon qu\u00e9 sue\u00f1a un pomo de puerta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Con ser un pomelo \ud83d\ude02 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Otros\"><\/span>Otros<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 las gallinas piensan mucho?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">porque comen pienso \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">\u00bfQu\u00e9 le sale a una salchicha cuando se te cae al suelo?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">un sal<strong>chich\u00f3n<\/strong> \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Esperamos que te haya gustado alguno.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Y si te inventas un chiste o una adivinanza, comp\u00e1rtelo con nosotros, y ponlo en los comentarios con tu nombre o con un alias. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong><em>Muchas gracias por la visita, y \u00a1hasta pronto!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-vivid-green-cyan-background-color has-background\" href=\"https:\/\/shopcanarias.es\/index.php\/2020\/04\/14\/confinamiento\/\">MANUALIDADES inventadas y JUEGOS<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"gsp_post_data\" \r\n\t            data-post_type=\"post\" \r\n\t            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A mi me encantan las tres formas de pasar el tiempo, en concreto cuando est\u00e1s en una sala de espera con un ni\u00f1o. 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